论坛风格切换切换到宽版
  • 1563阅读
  • 3回复

[转贴] E文三字经,现在知道学习E文的重要性了。。。 [复制链接]

上一主题 下一主题
 
发帖
643
白金币
936
威望
87
人气
0
昵称
我玩过
正在玩
爱好
只看楼主 倒序阅读 楼主  发表于: 2007-07-08
人之初, At the beginning of life,
性本善。 sex is good.
性相近, Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教, If you do not practice all the time,
性乃迁。 sex will leave you.
教之道, During the way of learning it,
贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
昔孟母, Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学, She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
窦燕山, A famous person called Dou,
有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子, All his five sons took it,
名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
养不教, If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
父之过。 it is all the father's fault.
教不严, If they have lots of problems in doing it,
师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
子不学, If you refuse to learn sex,
非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
幼不学, If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢, If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
人不学, People who don't learn sex,
不知义。 their life will become meaningless.
评价一下你浏览此帖子的感受

火星

寂寞

发骚

和谐

找抽

福利

无害

基情


发帖
5582
白金币
8312
威望
1389
人气
0
昵称
Anarchy
我玩过
EQ WOW
正在玩
MHP3
爱好
只看该作者 沙发  发表于: 2007-07-08
废柴屁股。。。
ts

发帖
20288
白金币
27318
威望
4485
人气
85
昵称
我玩过
D2,石器,EQ,EQ2,EVE,激战,指环王
正在玩
FF14
爱好
只看该作者 板凳  发表于: 2007-07-08
屁股一时性起...

发帖
5378
白金币
5025
威望
1269
人气
23
昵称
风变
我玩过
蝗虫党
正在玩
商业大亨
爱好
只看该作者 地板  发表于: 2007-07-08
pg你发现你打错字了没。哈哈
快速回复
限300 字节
 
上一个 下一个