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ZT 天涯论坛 [时事聚焦]朝韩炮战：美国网民的看法

　　　　StephenMaurer 6 hours ago (2:08 AM) 8 Fans
　　　　Follow Team America needs to sit this one out.
　　　　美国队应该当观众，坐空这一轮。
　　　　
　　　　peachykeen 5 hours ago (2:20 AM) 27 Fans
　　　　We can't. We already have 50,000 troops there.
　　　　没办法旁观，我们已经在那里驻扎了50000部队。

　　Dunkleberger Karl 8 hours ago (2:41 AM) 245 Fans
　　if the stuff is falling Down in South Korea, when the today show comes on air ,
　　 It will be the worst incident since 1953!
　　倘若南韩垮了，“今日秀”开始播出，（你就会知道）这是1953年以来最严重的事件！

　　BraveWarrior 5 hours ago (5:48 AM) 779 Fans
　　Strange how the rest of the world doesn't share your outrage. Why don't you take a Korean person to lunch, and show how much you really care? Don't all those nuclear submarines, missiles and and air force-spread menacing all over the world just piss you off. I forget, we are the only ones who have those weapons, on hundreds of bases all over the world. You'd think we were some kind of aggressive, evil empire wouldn't you?
　　很奇怪为什么世人都不像你表现的那样激动。你干嘛不请个朝鲜人吃饭，表现一下你的关怀之情？你以为满世界的核潜艇、导弹、飞机等等武器扩散和你没关系是吧。我忘了，这些东西只有我们拥有，靠成百个军事基地布满全世界，所以我们才是那个野心勃勃的邪恶帝国是吧？
　　
　　Dunkleberger Karl 1 hour ago (8:56 AM) 245 Fans
　　Relax dude!
　　别上火啊，伙计！

　　Bhokara 12 minutes ago (7:51 PM) 200 Fans
　　
　　This is just North Korean saber rattling, pure and simple. It is sad that two good ROK Marines had to di.e for this little demonstration from Pyongyang that winter is coming and it's getting cold in the Palace.
　　
　　The word filters are so damm annoying.
　　
　　这只是北韩发出的赤果果的武力威胁,谁不知道啊。可悲的是,两个南朝鲜海军陆战队员都挂啦。平壤那地儿冬天来了,天气变冷了。

　　excellent chef 16 minutes ago (6:53 PM) 22 Fans
　　In the last few years S. Korea keeps saying: if you do that JUST one more time...." and N. Korea does!
　　在过去的几年中，南韩一直在说：“有种你再来一次试试……”每次说完北朝鲜就给他一下。

　　Bhokara 14 minutes ago (6:56 PM) 198 Fans
　　SK has a lot more to lose than NK.
　　南韩穿鞋，北韩光脚。

　　GeorgeMilquetoast 8 minutes ago (7:36 PM) 85 Fans
　　True. SK is productive. NK makes nukes and starves its people. And neither NK nor SK will "win" if nukes start popping off.
　　A lot depends on how long China will want to keep whackadoodles in charge on their border.
　　是啊，南韩富裕，北韩人民挨饿还造核蛋。核蛋一爆，两家就扯平了。

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　　NewAmericanCenturySucks 48 minutes ago (7:25 PM) 163 Fans
　　
　　The Canadian Navy ventures into disputed Arctic waters to conduct drills.
　　The US Navy deems them to be in American waters, and orders them to cease the drill ASAP.
　　The Canadian Navy ignores them, and begins firing artillery - albeit away from the US shore.
　　
　　1. What do you think the US Navy would do next?
　　2. Would the direction in which the Canadians were firing matter much?
　　
　　
　　
　　打比喻的牛鼻大师来了。
　　
　　加拿大海军游弋北极，以便获取石油。
　　米国海军命令他们尽快停止钻探。
　　加拿大不带叼美国的，而且悍然开火炮击美军海岸。
　　
　　1. 你认为美国海军会干啥？
　　2. 加拿大会不会加大火力？

　　　　Bhokara 2 hours ago (6:45 PM) 200 Fans
　　　　　　Amigo, you cant have a discussion with this guy. Hes a paid rightwing tr0ll who makes 1 cent per post from the Koch brothers. Hes like the Terminator -- he doesnt know reason, he doesnt know logic, and he wont stop, ever, until hes made his $20 bucks for the day.
　　　　　　朋友，和这个人是无法交流的，人家是科氏兄弟雇佣的右翼巨魔狂战士，发一个贴子一美分呢。和终结者一样，不知理由，不明逻辑，而且不知疲倦，网上一路狂奔，直到挣足一天的20美元。
　　　　
　　　　美国也有这个？
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　　哈哈，看到的时候，我都笑抽了。。。。

　　ProudToBeVeryLiberal 56 minutes ago (12:22 AM) 245 Fans
　　
　　Exactly, and BOTH countries are just as guilty of playing this game. If only our media told the truth ONCE!!!
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　　如果俺们媒体说真话的话，你可以发现这两个国家都煞笔。

　　KeepLeft 03:00 PM on 11/24/2010 30 Fans
　　CO-HOST: How would you handle a situation like the one that
　　
　　just developed in North Korea?
　　主持人：（假如你是总统）你会如何处理眼下的北韩炮击事件？
　　
　　PALIN: But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North
　　Korean allies. We’re bound to by treaty –
　　萨拉佩林：很显然，我们不得不站在我们的北韩盟友一边。
　　我们之间有条约……
　　
　　CO-HOST: South Korean.
　　主持人：是南韩盟友。
　　
　　PALIN: Eh, Yeah. And we’re also bound by prudence to stand
　　with our South Korean allies, yes.
　　萨拉佩林：呃，对。
　　出于谨慎我们也要站在我们的南韩盟友一边，没错。
　　
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　　cjohnathan 04:06 PM on 11/24/2010 307 Fans
　　epic....
　　史诗般的经典。
　　
　　Puller58 4 hours ago (2:47 PM) 256 Fans
　　Shed at least be an equal to the Kims. Stupid kids, etc.
　　她（倘若当了美国总统）至少能和金家父子打个平手吧。
　　都是傻孩子……

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　　Kydo 04:59 PM on 11/24/2010 1 Fans
　　It is so transparently obvious that this is a plot amongst the Republicans, Chinese, and North Koreans to undermine President Obamas leadership and gain cheap labor in North Korea so our omnipotent corporations can only become more powerful by oppressing the patriotic people of the DPRK.
　　一切都再清楚不过了，这个事件是美国共和党与中国以及北朝鲜联手搞的阴谋，
　　其目的是削弱奥巴马的领导形象，并从北朝鲜征集廉价劳动力。
　　我们的大公司通过压榨北朝鲜的爱国民众，会变得更加强大。
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　　Taumsauk 05:29 PM on 11/24/2010 2 Fans
　　If a missle defense system supposedly works why not protect South Korea with one instead of spending billions in order to protect all of Europe and America from an overblown Iranian threat?
　　我们在全世界花那么多钱搞导弹防御系统对付伊朗，
　　如果那玩意儿管用的话，干嘛不分点儿给南韩人？
　　
　　mp146 21 hours ago (9:29 PM) 90 Fans
　　It doesnt work specially for such a short distance. Plus the North has large caliber long range guns built in at the border, it is not high tech.
　　距离短了就不管用了。
　　再说北韩在边境摆放的是大口径远程大炮，
　　人家不是要和你打什么高科技战争。
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phishphan 03:50 PM on 11/24/2010 48 Fans
　　How about condemning congress for not extending unemployment benefits.
　　谴责一下国会不扩大发放失业津贴如何？
　　
　　Diver992 17 hours ago (10:41 PM) 19 Fans
　　What does this have to do with the Koreas?
　　这和朝鲜朝鲜有什么关系？
　　
　　phishphan 24 minutes ago (3:47 PM) 48 Fans
　　Playing off the headline. It has nothing to do with it, just pi**ed.
　　偏题了是吧，没什么，发泄一下。
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　right time right now 11:41 AM on 11/24/2010 34 Fans
　　
　　Such a great leader... the world is on the brink of WWIII and Mr. Obama is playing with a Turkey on the front lawn of the White House today. No wonder world leaders think he is so weak. So sad. God Bless
　　第三次世界大战就要来啦。奥巴马却还在白宫跟跟火鸡玩。难怪世界各国总统都觉得他弱。
　　
　　WowJones 11:44 AM on 11/24/2010
　　Not even close Oh Scary One. Come out from under your bed, this is normal behavior from NK.
　　淡定。没事，从床底爬出来吧。这是北朝鲜的常规动作。
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　BadIdeas 1 hour ago (6:59 PM) 62 Fans
　　As a sign of peace, we should pull our military out of Asia and send social workers to help the impoverished North Koreans.
　　Through peace we will achieve peace!
　　作为一种和平的姿态，我们应该从亚洲撤军，
　　然后派出社会工人去帮助北朝鲜搞建设。
　　
　　只有通过和平的手段才能赢得和平。
　　
　　Bagger 1 hour ago (7:03 PM) 197 Fans
　　One problem...South Korea does not want that.
　　有一个难处，南韩不让。
　　
　　habeass 1 hour ago (7:07 PM) 116 Fans
　　Please, tell me you are joking?
　　请告诉我你不是认真的？
　　
　　SouthSideHooligan 1 hour ago (7:13 PM) 753 Fans
　　Thats the funniest joke Ive heard all day. Seriously their post was astounding.
　　这是今天看到的最“好玩”的帖子。
　　实际上这种帖子让人看了毛骨悚然。
　　
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　eddietru 1 hour ago (7:00 PM) 15 Fans
　　Great,provoke a nut with nukes
　　招惹一个手握核武器的疯子，了不起。
　　
　　bbgood 1 hour ago (7:16 PM) 1 Fans
　　You mean the US right?
　　你是说美国吧？
　　
　　Marla Thurman 57 minutes ago (7:31 PM) 126 Fans
　　Touche.
　　一针见血。
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　　jerzygurl 4 hours ago (7:18 PM) 335 Fans
　　Heres a thought. N.Korea bombed S. Korea because they were p*ssed that S. Korea disr­espected
　　their fellow socialist Obama when they didnt sign the free trade agreement a few weeks back.
　　Just a thought, what do you think?
　　提供一个思路。北朝鲜这次炮轰南韩，是不是因为
　　他们的社会主义兄弟奥巴马没有在南韩得到尊重？
　　几个星期以前，南韩不肯与他签自由贸易协定。
　　只是突然冒出的想法，你怎么看？
　　
　　（一大堆嘲笑的跟帖。）
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　luutzu 4 hours ago (7:27 PM) 6 Fans
　　if you are at war with an enemy, can that enemy ask, and get, their loans back?
　　你和某个敌人开战后，他还能不能要回你欠他的钱？
　　
　　jsarets 4 hours ago (7:29 PM) 431 Fans
　　As they say, politics is economics by other means, and warfare is politics by other means.
　　International finance would be irrelevant in an all-out war between the U.S. and China.
　　正像他们说的，政治是经济的另一种形式，
　　而战争又是政治的延续手段。
　　美中爆发全面战争后，就不必再考虑什么国际金融问题了。
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Vieux Charles 16 minutes ago (1:00 AM) 85 Fans
　　Is China behind all this?
　　
　　Critically analyse them to know the estimations for gain and loss. Stimulate them to know the patterns of their movement and stopping. Determine their disposition of force to know the tenable and fatal terrain. Probe them to know where they have an excess, where an insufficiency.~Sun Tzu Chapter 6 - Vacuity And Substance
　　难道中国是这一切的幕后黑手么？
　　附：孙子兵法第六章虚实篇（这个不敢翻译，怕贻笑大方。哪位有，贴上来看看？）
　　
　　epppie 11 minutes ago (1:05 AM) 10 Fans
　　The US is behind this more than China. I dont see how China has anything to gain.
　　美国更像是此事的幕后黑手，想想中国能从中获得什么好处就行了。
　　
　　BannedInBoston 14 minutes ago (1:01 AM) 926 Fans
　　He was talking about courting women, obviously....
　　很显然，孙子这一章讲的是如何追mm……
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　　Critically analyse them to know the estimations for gain and loss. Stimulate them to know the patterns of their movement and stopping. Determine their disposition of force to know the tenable and fatal terrain. Probe them to know where they have an excess, where an insufficiency.~Sun Tzu Chapter 6 - Vacuity And Substance
　　故策之而知得失之计，作之而知动静之理，
　　形之而知死生之地，角之而知有余不足之处。
　　　　
　　译文：
　　　　
　　通过仔细分析可以判断敌人作战计划的优劣得失；通过挑动敌人，可以了解敌方的活动规律；通过“示形”，可以弄清地形是否对敌有利；通过试探性进攻，可以探明敌方兵力布置的强弱多寡。
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　　裱起来好好看看……
　　这次就完全对上了。太感谢了，赫赫。

孙子真是牛逼大发了……

　　richnerd 30 minutes ago (6:59 PM) 423 Fans
　　My wife is working on a film in Beijing, I sure hope China stays out of it.....after all, its really all about me.
　　我的妻子正在北京拍电影，我真切希望中国不要管这事……
　　说到头，还不都是因为我。
　　
　　levelshot 29 minutes ago (7:00 PM) 115 Fans
　　lol
　　笑翻了。
　　
　　bridgeman 28 minutes ago (7:01 PM) 1278 Fans
　　dont blame you bro...hope she stays safe.
　　别责怪自己了兄弟……希望她没事。
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LMPE 23 minutes ago (9:46 PM) 535 Fans
　　
　　How about we just put all the world leaders in a cage and let them fight each other to death? It would go a lot quicker and it wouldnt harm any of us.
　　
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　　打啥毛仗啊，把各国领导淫关在一个笼子互相PK至死，不就完了？此方式对世界人畜无害。
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这位诗兴大发，结果憋出来这么一首：
　　
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　　we-r-stardust 10 hours ago (9:16 AM) 245 Fans
　　War, children, its just a shot away
　　Its just a shot away
　　Its just a shot away
　　
　　I tell you love, sister, its just a kiss away
　　Its just a kiss away
　　Its just a kiss away
　　Kiss away, kiss away
　　战争，孩子，就是让你开枪的
　　开枪开枪开枪开枪
　　爱人，妹妹，就是让你亲吻的
　　亲吻亲吻亲吻亲吻
　　吻啊吻
　　
　　下面这个跟帖的诗也不怎么样：
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　　Skaterx999 8 hours ago (11:05 AM) 39 Fans
　　Was it the riches, of the land,
　　Powers of bright darkness,
　　That lead the noble, to the East,
　　To fight the lord
　　We will fight the heathens,
　　We will fight the heathens
　　莫非那片土地上的富人，
　　是暗黑势力的君王，
　　率领着贵族的军队，
　　来攻打耶和华？
　　我们要打异教徒！
　　我们要打异教徒！
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disgruntledprogressives 3 hours ago (2:11 AM) 84 Fans
　　Again, US shaking its military might in the faces of NK and China, in what obviously are China's internal waters. SK is just a prop in this. Reverse it for a moment: China sends a carrier battle group to hold exercises in the Gulf of Mexico with Cuba.Or with Venezuela in the Caribbean? Both of which the US considers American lakes, even though they are international waters. Watch saber-rattling from DC!
　　美国又一次到北朝鲜和中国面前炫耀武力，明显还是在中国的内海。南韩只是个随从。让我们换位思考一下：倘若中国派航母编队到墨西哥海峡与古巴举行联合演习，或者委内瑞拉到加勒比海演习。这两个地方都被美国看作是内湖，其中也都有国际水域，到时我们就听听华盛顿发出的战争叫嚣吧！
　　
　　Sans Octavian 26 minutes ago (4:54 AM) 40 Fans
　　It is not in China's internal waters. That would start a war. It is in international waters. Plain and simple. Don't distort the facts. On top of that the US did not fire those rounds of artillary into a South Korean island, the North Koreans did - the only saber rattling is coming from the DPRK. Grow up.
　　那不是中国的内海好不好，那会引发战争的。那就是国际水域，明白无误。不要扭曲事实。再说又不是美国炮击了南韩的岛屿，是北朝鲜——发出战争叫嚣的只有北朝鲜。成熟点儿吧。
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还带翻译。。。。辛苦了