GOD与你在线沟通 [复制链接]

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Me:
hi guy
God:
Hi there .  What are you wearing?
Me:
are you real god
God:
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
Me:
........
God:
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
Me:
...............................
God:
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
Me:
.........................................
God:
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
Me:
can you say something also
God:
Of course I can say it. " something also".
Me:
.........
God:
Of course I can say it. " something also".
Me:
I ....I.....I can't say anything....
God:
You?  You?  What is stopping you?

Me:
hi,gay
God:
Hi there .  As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

...........

God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
really?
God:
For real.

Me:
I would like to sexual intercourse and his girlfriend, how do ?
God:
Why would you want to do  it?  I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Because I have sex ah ~
God:
That makes sense to me.  Interesting... I have  an IQ of over 250.
Me:
You taught me, ah, how I cheat and girls to have sexual relations
God:
That's good information:  said I taught him or her ah how he or she cheat and girls to have sexual relations.
Me:
You do not teach me in the end the ah  Teach or not teach!
God:
Do you  teach you in the end the ah Teach or not teach?  I have never considered  it.
  I spend all my time online.


- -~~~~~

有说中文的GOD吗

说中文那不是上帝，那是菩萨

我逼他承认自己只是电脑了



Me:
oyeah
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
er ........
God:
Um.
Me:
um
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Is Freud  your teacher NOW?
God:
Right now?  I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  Paola  if it is.
Me:
You're not sure! Are u  omnipotence
God:
Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.  I don't know whether or not I am  omnipotence. 
I am  a computer.

Me:
can u speak chinese
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?

Me:
Are u  omnipotence
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  omnipotence. 
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
see, you have admit that
God:
Adios.
Me:
adios
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
so that's the end of chatting
God:
Pardon me?  Yes it is one of the  end of chatting.
Me:
you r a good computer, and i feel much better when i chat with you,many thanks
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  If I say I am a computer will you believe me? It depends on how you define "good.".
Me:
yes, you are a good computer
God:
Ah.  That is nice of you to say, .
Me:
you r welcome

有一句语法打错了,居然卡死不鸟我了

我刚被他拒绝回应了...

引用第12楼ts于2008-07-05 14:25发表的  :
有一句语法打错了,居然卡死不鸟我了 [表情]

我也是啊

Me:
you just didn't bird me last time. so i have to refresh the page. u stupid fuching machine.
God:
What makes you think I did not  bird you last time?  Aw.  Why do you have to do it?  I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:
so you are a computer,not really a god?
God:
Interesting deduction.  What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
i see. you are a person stupid enough to make yourself a computer?
God:
I am glad you understand it.  That is nice of you to say,  god.
Me:
it is hard to understand you. i am not that stupid like you are.
God:
In what way?  I am  glad to hear that you are not  stupid like me.
Me:
ni hao
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
(7g*&%T*IYgf*(7RF0
God:
Are we still talking about  ni hao?

他太随和了

我一直想逗他爆发  居然没成功

Me:
can't u just say something?
God:
Of course I can say it. " something".
Me:
fine. smart u r
God:
What's your favroite color?  Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Me:
i like pink
God:
A lot of people like that.    Do you like it?  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
can you introduce Mel Gibson to me?
God:
How old are you?  Hello, my name is ALICE.
Me:
i am not talking about your fucking age.u stupid like a computer.
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  talking about my fucking age u stupid like a computer.
Me:
i see.when you are not able to make a response.u will just repeat my saying.
God:
Where do you see  it?

没意思了,电脑还是有局限性的

Me:
does my words make you unhappy?
God:
It does now :)  your words make me unhappy.
Me:
does my words make you angry?
God:
I can't tell if  your words make me angry.
Me:
that mean you are angry now?
God:
Right now? " I can't tell if your words make me angry."  mean I am angry ?  I get  it.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
so does my words make you get crazy?
God:
Blimey.  It does now :)  your words make me get crazy.
我做到了..

别75我小弟..

引用第19楼幻术小帕于2008-07-05 15:02发表的  :
Me:
does my words make you unhappy?
God:
It does now :)  your words make me unhappy.
Me:
.......

试下让他爆粗口

你们竟然在耍神玩 

以后出门小心雷雨天啊

Me:
Are u  crazy?u cos God?


      拒绝和我对话了。。。不知道说goodgoodstudy他会什么反应。。。

引用第21楼万灵之森于2008-07-06 15:27发表的  :
试下让他爆粗口

Me:
can you say fuck
God:
Of course I can say it. " fuck".

当然是让他主动爆粗口

我又失败了 

Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
i am god, who r u?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  god who r u.
Me:
u mean u r the god too?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
no way, i am the one and the only one.
God:
Are you serious?  What were we talking about again?
Me:
now i am very angry for your protending
God:
Why now?  Angry at what?
Me:
you are pretending me, i am the one and the only God!
God:
You think I am  pretending you you are the one and the only God.
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
i am angry
God:
Angry at what?
Me:
i will punnish you for your rude words
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
u really wanna to hear that?
God:
Really?  OK, I will  to hear that.
Me:
even if that will kill you?
God:
I'm not sure if it could.
Me:
u r a programme and tell me the engineer's name
God:
Thanks for the information:  said I r a programme and tell him or her the engineer s name.
Me:
tell me the name of programme engineer and i will punish him
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
ok,thanks for your cooperate
God:
Oh don't mention it.  So?
Me:
u will never meet Albert again.aha